microphone* and curtsies, *bends knees while bowing her head*
thank her royal highness, the only “colleague mi atata” on blogville Mstizzle for the honour bestowed on me. I am very "grate", I will give you the "full" when I collect my prize.
Tizzle, your assignment is not a easy something oh. Now to answer your questions
1.“The pen is mightier than the sword” in your own words
Words are like eggs,
once spoken or written can’t be taken back. Our choice of words can either make
or mar a nation, relationship, faith, people e.t.c. In short Words can make or mar any “NOUN” you
can think of…...lol. Everyone should be mindful when, how and what we write
at any point in time.
3-line poem/prose/anything on the topic “Blogging Frees Me”
I lashed out
voice was all I wanted
liberation I found
3.What year would you gladly
re-live given the chance and why?
My best years are
yet to come so I won’t be able to choose which past years I want to re-live.
4.Mums or much older sisters?
Which of them do you think influence your decisions more? Why? (No excuses,
will have to say my mum because I don’t have any sisters.
mum wanted another female child so badly that when she was pregnant with her
last baby, she believed God for a female child, but I told her she was stuck
with me as her only girl. She gave birth to a boy and started looking at me
with one kain eye.
5.Choose between Peter
Piper Picked a Peck of… and This is The Key of the Kingdom, In that Kingdom
there is a city, in that city… Complete either of the two. No cheating!! By
that I mean no one including uncle Google is to be consulted.
Piper picked a peck of pickle pepper
peck of pickle pepper peter piper picked
If peter piper picked a peck of pickle pepper
is the peck of pickle pepper Peter Piper picked?
Mstizzle, bring your ears, let me whisper something to you ’I didn’t cheat, infact, I didn’t consult any oracle sef. The Holy
Spirit ministered to me during my prayer, he told me that I am the winner of your
On a final note, I can’t tell if the following bloggers have
less than 200 followers but please, my darlings, my sweetie sugar cupcakes, Alotedbabe , Eya, Hannahs Haven, Omotee and Priscys world can
you help a girl out by doing the honours of answering the following questions
*drums rolling* the
1.When was the last time a guy hit on
2.Who is your favourite blogger and
why? ( Any answer different from my name is not allowed)
3.What does the term “life and living”
mean to you?
4.What’s your most prized possession?
5.How do you unwind?
rules are as follows:
a)Thank and link back to the giver.
b)Answer the giver’s questions.
c)Nominate five other blogs with fewer than 200
d)Ask five questions for one’s nominees to
e)Post it on your blog.
Shebi, you can see
my questions are not difficult.
In the spirit of solidarity, I ask that in the
comment section below, everyone should help me tell Aunty Tizzle to give me the
prize whether my answer is creative or not after all I have “carried” first in
answering her questions.
I have a married male
friend who’s a Nigerian born American – Papa DJ. He’s married well over 30yrs with three children,
to an American woman whom he professes his pure unabated love for at every
opportunity he gets. Papa DJ’s wife is very accommodating and has hosted us
during our numerous visits to their home in the States. Their love for each
other is not in doubt and I have seen several public display of affection
between them sef.
year, he asked me to help deliver some items to a female friend, -LFA in Lagos,
whom he met during his visit to Nigeria in the year 2010. LFA is a forty year old
divorced mother of three children. He also asked that I stay friends with LFA
because she is in need of friends. I conceded to his request and dragged Hubby
to visit her early this year and I call her from time to time till Papa DJ’s
visit to Nigeria in March.LFA stays in
a two bed apartment somewhere on the Lagos mainland.
Papa DJ visited Nigeria
in March this year with over 6 boxes of clothing, toys and gift items for LFA
and her kids. A week after his arrival, he requested that Hubby drops him off
at LFA’s place as he was going to spend some days with LFA. I became suspicious
of their relationship and jokingly asked which room he was going to be staying in
LFA’s place since there where only two rooms (one room for the kids and one
room for LFA). His response confirmed my fears that LFA is Papa DJ’s
As a proper Lagos babe,
LFA milked him of every dollar he came to Nigeria with and he left promising to
send LFA a SUV automobile. In fact, if you see him around this woman, he’s like
a jelly; he behaves like a child in love. He has refused to heed caution and break off the illicit relationship with LFA.
He had reason to
return to Nigeria last week for a burial ceremony of a relation who stayed with
him in the USA until his death and this necessitated his wife to come with him
to Nigeria (her first visit). Can you believe Papa DJ packed about two boxes
for LFA and requested that I help drop it off . He told his wife that the
items belonged to me….like what the f$ck and who does sh#t like this. (Pardon
my French) *the devil is a liar, sister sykik shall not use swear word*
I told him I didn’t find it funny, all this while, we were conversing in Yoruba
because Papa DJ’s wife mustn’t know what is going on. I grudging collected the
items from him and promised to send the items to LFA the next morning. Sykik say the truth and let the devil be
ashamed oh, ok...….he gave me one perfume *covers face in shame*
LFA attended the
burial ceremony this past weekend and Papa DJ had cause to introduce LFA to his wife
at the event. I was upset and wondered why she came to the burial.
Papa DJ’s wife is
like a mum to me. Adultery is a sin, my faith and beliefs detest it. I am
pained that something like this is going on and I can’t do anything about it